if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell
so Calum(don’t get me wrong I love the guy) but after his video got out, yeah, it got around, but did anyone call him a whore, or a slut? did anyone care? no. Why’s it so much different when its a woman?
if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
If you put your hand on her lower pelvis and put pressure on it while you’re finger fucking her. I promise you she’ll damn near start speaking another language
alcohol is not the answer
alcohol is the question, yes is the answer